Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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