I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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