You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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