Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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