I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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