At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Randomize
