The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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