yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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