Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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