READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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