yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
he high fived his dick after we had sex
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
