apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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