everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How naked do you want me to be?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
