Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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