Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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