K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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