They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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