I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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