Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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