so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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