It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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