You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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