Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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