btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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