I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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