Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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