no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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