Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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