Whod you bang
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
