Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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