Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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