Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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