And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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