the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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