My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
North Korea, Best Korea!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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