belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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