Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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