And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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