i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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