it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
