sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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