can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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