Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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