i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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