The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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