Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Plan B is the new Plan A
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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