dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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