Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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