If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
