i wish peter jackson would direct porn
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Randomize
