my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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