His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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