just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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